For men, a whole different story surrounds his beloved baby that he so sadly names as if it were a real, thinking, feeling person instead of an inanimate object. This is because men do not have enough to think about in real life. Incapable of carrying on a productive grown up relationship, they leave the ins and outs of this to the women and concentrate their efforts into their car.
You will find throughout the years that used BMW owners are more guilty of this than any, say Mercedes or Range Rover owners. Studies are currently being carried out into why this would be so but for the purpose of this article, accept it as true.
Theories abound that the used BMW owner is a person low of self confidence having never quite made it to a new BMW. They've reached the pinnacle of their success and have a used BMW to show for it with no prospect of progressing to the flashy, souper douper, shiny, shiny version that comes direct from the BMW factory.
This is indeed, a sad state of affairs. In fact, some would put this achievement in a class of its own - better than riding a bicycle or Shanks's pony surely? This is what you will be told in the support groups for used BMW owners of a certain low self esteem calibre. For those still undiagnosed sufferers and their families, there are some pointers to look out for. When you see these symptoms, please seek help from your local support group immediately to prevent a further regression into depression.
A tendency for those slipping into the belief that their inanimate car is developing a relationship with them is for the used BMW owner to spend all Sunday morning lovingly bestowing waxing and stroking pleasure on the bonnet. If you see your man doing this, you can be sure he is on a slippery slope although getting an admission from him at this stage is virtually impossible.
The next step is when you find car accessory magazines hidden behind the toilet. He will begin to waste long hours in the little boy's room, ruminating over such things as wheel trims that are worth more than the car, waxes that promise a factory finish and pine air fresheners. You can, of course, always remove this source of temptation at your own risk. A used BMW owner devoid of his accessory magazine is a force to be reckoned with.
The next phase in this utter madness comes when the used BMW, only normally allowed out on sunny days, becomes his new sleeping partner. When your man moves into the garage and begins sleeping in his car, I'm afraid all is lost. The best thing for you to do is to sling him a spare blanket and pillow, wish him goodnight and snuggle up in that huge bed, cocooned in your duvet, laying anyway you wish across your bed and watching any old weepie movie you like into the small hours.
Of course, you could always intervene during the early stages of this difficult affliction and set about securing some professional counselling but where would be the fun in that?
The Biggest Little Man
Although it caused quite a stir when the idea was first spoken of, the plan for Wal-Mart to offer generic prescriptions for $4 each has faded from the limelight. A perfect time to approach the topic again. Mainly, how does this sort of price slashing benefit the American mega-corp? And, how do the ripples of this venture effect the rest of the pond?
To tackle the first question is very easy. Why would such a seemingly profit hungry corporation suddenly drastically slash the prices on medications? Because they expect to make a great deal of net revenue doing it. While viewed by many as a selfless act, the Wal-Mart drug plan is not intended to run at any kind of loss. Not a single statement Wal-Mart has made says anything about that, in fact, they readily admit they expect and want to profit from this program. Because Wal-Mart can buy enormous quantities of product, the price for doing so is extremely low per unit. However, instead of making the kinds of profits that turn the heads of any suspicious consumer, they will do so at a much lower profit margin per unit.
And that is where the magic is. They will make less money in each sale, but the idea is that low prices attract large numbers of people. In doing this they increase overall profit by simply driving up the volume of sales. There is no happy, selfless, or saintly motivation here, only the raising of the bottom line in a way that only very large and economically powerful corporations can do. However, for every action there is a reaction.
In an article by David Harsanyi of the Denver post, Dr. Jeffrey Zax, an economics professor at the University of Colorado ay Boulder, was quoted as saying this.
I don’t see any downside to it. I think it’s a terrific idea. It’s hard to imagine what downside there could be. … The only change will be that others will try and meet these prices."
But, of course, there is a downside. Most private pharmacists have no way of matching these kinds of prices. It has long been the same argument against Wal-Mart that they drive anything smaller than them out of business. This is certainly a consequence worth noting. There is another very human consequence to note.
People in America have long carried the heavy load of the insurance industry and its less than helpful attitude about helping people. Now we not only carry the weight, but suffer from it in very real ways. We are a country that does not take preventive measures in health care, we only react to illness and injury that poses a great threat to us. We suffer many ills because we cannot afford to treat them before they stop us. Four dollar prescriptions can make a very real difference in this climate. A family formerly faced with the choice of food or medicine will be able to afford limited health care much more easily. This certainly does not cure the problem of the system, but at least it staunches the bleeding. We must weigh in our minds and hearts if the price of losing small pharmacies is equitable in terms of gains in affordable medicine.
This could be a rare example in modern times of dedicated work toward raising profits is working to also help people live better. Not only that, but it has been done without mandate by the federal government. This may be a very small change, possibly ambivalent, step in the right direction. But in a nation where many people cannot afford insurance for health care at all, even troubled baby steps are better than digging deeper trenches.
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